Dronility

noun (/ˈdrō-nə-lə-tē/)

Definition: Compulsive urge to research, compare, and eventually buy a drone — often triggered by 4K footage and folding propellers.

Today
Oh no. I’ve contracted Dronility. I need to buy a drone.
Which one should I get?
Ah, classic case. Let’s hit you with the right dosage.
Start with this one, the best overall. Under 250g, full obstacle avoidance, great image quality. It’s like a flying therapist for your need to overthink specs.
If your wallet’s coughing blood, go for this one: Still lightweight, still solid footage, just fewer bells and no obstacle sensors. Best budget option by far.
Want cinema-level shots and don’t mind selling your kidney? Take this: the best camera drone on the market. Triple cam setup, absurd image quality, makes the sky look like a movie set.
Is there something that balances power and price?
Yep, this , best all-rounder. Dual cameras, top-notch features, not outrageously expensive. Ideal for when you’re serious but not yet delusional.
For aerial selfies, nothing beats this . It literally launches from your palm like you’re summoning tech magic. Also, the propeller guards mean fewer haircuts by accident.
Want great camera quality without the premium price tag? Try this , same massive sensor as its pricey sibling, but ditches the telephoto. Still gorgeous footage.
I might want something cheap though, just to get started.
Then this is your starter drug. Super cheap, decent footage, and still small enough to carry around without looking like a traffic drone.
Feeling like an adrenaline junkie? Strap on goggles and go for this . Best FPV racing drone out of the box — fast, immersive, and just disorienting enough to keep things exciting.
And if you want to avoid the DJI ecosystem entirely, I’ve tested this . Best DJI alternative for beginners. Surprisingly advanced, good value, and doesn’t scream “I’m on a budget!” like most non-DJI models.
I’ve opened 9 tabs. I think it’s getting worse.
Anyway, thanks man!
Happens to the best of us.
Just promise me you won’t name your drone.